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one, but I'm not doing anything else. You owe me for this."

Me: "Dude, that's not like jumping on a grenade! She's a fucking nuke!!"

I look over at my girl. Smile. Look at her sunglasses...

Me: "What do you think, you're a fucking Hollywood superstar with those glasses?"

I put them on, and I start waving at the crowd and posing. She starts laughing. I give them back and we talk.

I go back and forth between her and my friends. She keeps looking at me. I have her hooked. I grab her sunglasses again, put them on, and start walking like a blind guy. She starts laughing again. She might as well just open her legs now. Tonight is awesome...

Red Robin: "Someone just fucking poured beer all over me!!"

Me: "Calm down. Who did it?"

Red Robin: "He doesn't know who the fuck I am!?"

Me: "Point him out and I'll go talk to him."

She points him out, but he's already being carried out by the bouncers. She starts screaming even more. The girl I was working on is just staring at me, wondering what is going on. Probably thinks that I am with Red Robin and she is yelling at me for talking to her. Jessica calls me, yelling about how someone said that I said she sucked my dick (which was proved to be false in another posting. I never said it. They made it up.). Everything is going to shit. Frustrated, I leave.

I notice that there is a crowd of guys around me, waiting on me to talk to those girls. Ross leaves. The blonde chick returns and says something to one of my boys, and then comes over and tells me...

Blonde Chick: "Goth chick thinks that you're hot and wants you to talk to her."

I don't believe her. Usually I can tell when a woman wants me, and I wasn't getting any signals from the tall goth chick. My boy then walks over and tells me what the blonde chick said to him before she said something to me...

My Boy: "The blonde chick just told me that the hot goth chick thinks that you're hot."

Confirmation. I look at the blonde chick...

Me: "Well, she can come talk to me if she wants."

She relays the message to her and returns...
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