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Dirty Text Message Jokes
Every few months, I go through the address book of my cell phone and delete names and numbers that I no longer call or text. For a single parent on the dating scene, this can be quite a few. Usually, I remember some detail about every name in the list. Where we ate. What she looked like. Whether we hooked up. Whether we shared dirty text message jokes.
On a recent night of contact expunging, I came across a name I could not place. Rather than delete it, I sent a text.
Hey.
She texted back immediately: Hey.
I was tempted to ask Who are you? But I felt mischievous. (Blame it on the Tom Sawyer gene encoded in the DNA of most American boys. Sexy and funny is good.) Instead, I texted:
What r u up to?
She didn’t miss a beat: Hanging out. U?



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